Joke Riddles With Answers

What goes up but never comes down?

What must be broken before you can use it?

I look like a horse wearing black-and-white pajamas. What am I?

I sleep by day, hunt at night and say, “Who?” What am I?

I am a bird dressed like I am going to a fancy party, but I cannot fly. What am I?

What has many ears but cannot hear?

I am a round treat with a piece missing from my middle. What am I?

I have chips, but I am not a computer. What am I?

I rise every morning but never climb a ladder. What am I?

I float through stories, wear white and make people say “Boo!” What am I?

I hold many eggs but I am not a bird. What am I?

What is taken before you get it?

What belongs to you but is used more by other people?

What cannot talk but will always reply when spoken to?

What kind of door opens only when it gets smaller?

I make sense when I am whole, but I become noise when you split me too much. What am I?

What river can run through a city without getting wet?

What breakfast answers you before you ask a question?

What word gets heavier when you add four letters to its front?

What chair makes you stand the moment you use it?

What kind of ice can warm you up?

What button starts an argument without being pressed?

What picture gets louder the more people look at it?

What table has no legs but can still hold lots of information?

What road starts in your mouth and can lead to an argument?

What rain can fall indoors without making anything wet?

What snake is made of letters and can still be hard to follow?

What ladder goes sideways instead of up?

What train can be lost without leaving a station?

What rope can hold a story together without tying a knot?

What plate never eats but can still be full?

What river flows from a pen but never reaches the sea?

What chair can seat a whole meeting but is only one person?

What does the sky wear when the weather gets fluffy?

Which school subject is best at keeping secrets?

Why did the snowman refuse a summer job?

What does a pumpkin say when it rings your doorbell?

Why does the Easter Bunny never get lost?

Why did the frog bring an umbrella?

Why did the banana miss the phone call?

What kind of tree loves books the most?

Why did the classroom clock win the race?

Why was the skeleton good at homework?

Why did the carrot become a detective?

A room has no windows and no doors. Inside are a table and a mirror. How do you get out?

Why did the ghost skip dinner?

Why did the turkey bring a notebook to dinner?

Why was the pencil case so calm?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why did the computer want a snack?

Why was the maths book worried?

Why are fish clever?

What is a cow's favourite music?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why should you not tell an egg a joke?

Why could the bicycle not stand up?

Why are calendars popular?

Why did the ocean say hello?

Why did the clock get hungry?

What do you call a broken drum?

When is a door not a door?

Where does a keyboard sleep?

Why did the tree use the computer?

Why was the potato a good detective?

What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

How do astronauts organise a party?

Why was the moon cafe dull?

Why did the lamp win an award?

Why did the window win the argument?

Why did the glue have lots of friends?

Why was the ruler confident?

Why did the crayon become famous?

Why did the paper win the race?

Why did the shoe go to school?

Why did the cloud stay home?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What does a ghost eat for lunch?

Why did the skeleton not play music?

What did the duck say at the shop?

What is a pirate's favourite letter?

Where do bees get a haircut?

Where do robots go on holiday?

Why did the apple stop running?

Why did the sandwich go to the gym?

Why was the star invited to every party?

Why did the mirror get in trouble?

Why did the dictionary never get lost?

Why did the toothbrush feel important?

Why was the sofa so relaxed?

Why was the ocean good at homework?

Why did the mountain get promoted?

Why was the river good at chatting?

Why did the pencil go to the party?

Why did the book visit the doctor?

Why did the camera feel confident?

Why did the phone need a nap?

Why did the paint feel left out?

Why did the puzzle smile?