Joke Riddles With Answers

What goes up but never comes down?

What must be broken before you can use it?

I look like a horse wearing black-and-white pajamas. What am I?

I sleep by day, hunt at night and say, “Who?” What am I?

I am a bird dressed like I am going to a fancy party, but I cannot fly. What am I?

What has many ears but cannot hear?

I am a round treat with a piece missing from my middle. What am I?

I have chips, but I am not a computer. What am I?

I rise every morning but never climb a ladder. What am I?

I float through stories, wear white and make people say “Boo!” What am I?

I hold many eggs but I am not a bird. What am I?

What is taken before you get it?

What belongs to you but is used more by other people?

What cannot talk but will always reply when spoken to?

What kind of door opens only when it gets smaller?

I make sense when I am whole, but I become noise when you split me too much. What am I?

What river can run through a city without getting wet?

What word gets heavier when you add four letters to its front?

What chair makes you stand the moment you use it?

What kind of ice can warm you up?

What button starts an argument without being pressed?

What picture gets louder the more people look at it?

What table has no legs but can still hold lots of information?

What road starts in your mouth and can lead to an argument?