Riddles for Middle Schoolers

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Why did the shoe go to school?

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The answer is

To learn its laces.

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Why did the cloud stay home?

Type:Joke

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The answer is

Because it felt under the weather.

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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

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The answer is

Frosted flakes.

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What does a ghost eat for lunch?

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The answer is

A boo-rito.

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Why did the skeleton not play music?

Type:Joke

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The answer is

Because it had no guts.

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What did the duck say at the shop?

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The answer is

Put it on my bill.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter?

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The answer is

The C.

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Where do bees get a haircut?

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The answer is

At the buzz barber.

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Where do robots go on holiday?

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The answer is

Botswana.

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Why did the apple stop running?

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The answer is

Because it lost its core-age.

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Why did the sandwich go to the gym?

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The answer is

To get better stacked.

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Why was the star invited to every party?

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The answer is

Because it lit up the room.

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Why did the mirror get in trouble?

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The answer is

Because it reflected badly.

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Why did the dictionary never get lost?

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The answer is

Because it had all the words.

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Why did the toothbrush feel important?

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The answer is

Because it had plaque to tackle.

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Why was the sofa so relaxed?

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The answer is

Because it could cushion the stress.

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Why was the ocean good at homework?

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The answer is

Because it went with the flow.

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Why did the mountain get promoted?

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The answer is

Because it was outstanding.

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Why was the river good at chatting?

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The answer is

Because the conversation kept flowing.

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Why did the pencil go to the party?

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The answer is

Because it wanted to be sharp.

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Why did the book visit the doctor?

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The answer is

Because it had a broken spine.

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Why did the camera feel confident?

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The answer is

Because it knew how to focus.

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Why did the phone need a nap?

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The answer is

Because it was drained.

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Why did the paint feel left out?

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The answer is

Because everyone watched it dry.